ok so here is a list of random fun quotes I love. They're mostly from tv shows or movies so I kinda just separated them into categrories.

RENT

"I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you'll ever get." -- Angel

"I'm a New Yorker- fear's my life." -- Gordon

"You always said how lucky you were that we were all friends, but it was us, baby, who were the lucky ones." -- Maureen

Ellen

"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off."

"A disturbing new study shows that studies are disturbing."

"Be compassionate, idiot!"

House

"People who have a problem with boxes are people who don't fit in them." -- Dr. Eric Foreman

"I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous." -- Dr. Greg House

"People don't change. For example, I'm going to keep repeating 'People don't change.'" -- Dr. Greg House

Wicked

"Happy is what happenes when all your dreams come true." -- Glinda

"I'm through accepting limits 'cause someone says they're so." -- Elphaba

Scream Trilogy

"How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation, used to lower people's expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manuever within any given situation?" -- Dewey Riley

"The way I see it, I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie, and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So now, starting now, I go where you go. That way, if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you, and since he really wants to kill you, he won't kill me, he'll kill you. Make sense?" -- Jennifer

"It's the millenium, motives are incidental." -- Randy Meeks

Friends

Ross: Wanna hear sometihng weird?
Phoebe: Always.

"Look at me! I'm Chandler, could I BE wearing any more clothes?" -- Joey Tribiani

Misc. shows/movies

"Hello, I can't find my head!" -- SVU, some random guy said it idk who he was

"Being with her broke the rules, but not being with her broke my heart."- Leo Wyatt, Charmed

"Please evacuate the keyboard area."- Nigel, Crossing Jordan

"You ever call my house again during breakfast, I will personally come to your carpet-cleaning company, I will find you, and I will hurt you. And when I'm finished with you, nothing and no one will ever be able to get your stain out!"- Alison, Medium

"I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."- Captain Jack Sparrow, POTC

Random

"If my heart had a face it would be smiling." -- saw this one on some avatar

"Let's polka!" -- sort of taken from an ER episode where Carter tells Abby she said let's polka in her sleep

"Tango anyone?" -- haha idk I just always say this