Lyrics: Maureen Every single day I walk down the street I hear people say Baby so sweet Ever since puberty Everybody stares at me Boys, girls, I can't help it baby So be kind and don't lose your mind Just remember that I'm your baby Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby Or leave me A tiger in a cage Can never see the sun This diva needs her stage Baby, Let's have fun You are the one I choose Folks would kill to fill your shoes You'll love the lime light, too, now baby So be mine, but don't waste my time Crying, "Oh honey bear! Are you still my-my-my baby?" Joanne Don't you dare! Maureen Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me No way, can I be what I'm not But, hey! Don't you want your girl hot? Don't fight Don't lose your head 'Cause every night who's in your bed? Who's in your bed? Who? Joanne It won't work I look before I leap I love margins and discipline I make lists in my sleep baby What's my sin? Never quit I follow through I hate mess, but I love you What to do with my impromptu baby So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies You got a prize so don't compromise You're one lucky baby Take me for what I am Maureen A control freak Joanne Who I was meant to be Maureen A snob yet over-attentive Joanne And if you give a damn Maureen A loveable, droll geek Joanne Take me baby or leave me Maureen And anal retentive! Both That's it! Joanne The straw that breaks my back Both I quit Joanne Unless you take it back Both Women! Maureen What is it about them? Both Can't live with them or without them Take me for what I am Who I was meant to be And if you give a damn Take me baby or leave me Take me baby... Or leave me Guess I'm leavin' I'm gone!